WINNING LOTTO
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts to the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags I won the lottery!!"
The husband says, "Ohmigod! No kidding?!? What should I pack? Beach stuff, mountain stuff, What??"
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter...just get the F*ck out!!"
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