LOL! Those were funny!
I have a joke. However, let me preface this joke by saying: please, do not take offense. Here goes:
On a flight to New York, the pilot comes on over the intercom and says that the plane is too heavy and that some of the luggage is going to have to be thrown off or else they will crash. So everyone gathers up their carry-ons and throws them out of the plane.
The pilot comes back on and says the plane is still too heavy. He says that people are going to have to start leaving the plane. In all fairness, he says that they will choose passengers alphabetically.
First he says: "All african-americans, please exit the plane." No one gets off. "All blacks please exit the plane." No one moves. "All coloreds get off the plane." Still no one moves.
At this point, a little black boy turns to his corporate dad in first class and says, "Dad, aren't we all of those things?" And the father turns to the son and says, "No son, we gon' be niggaz today."
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