MaMaBuddha-I can identify with a lot of those things on that list! LOL!
Ok I've got one- I laughed when I read it so hopefully someone else will too!
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Salesmen - Bait and Switch
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department
Store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales
experience?"
The kid says, "No, but I am a pretty quick learner."
Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start
tomorrow.I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
storewas locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make
today?"
Kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people generally average 20 or 30
Sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
Kid says "$101,237.64."
Boss says "101,237.64?!? What the heck did you sell?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish-hook. Then I sold him a
medium fish-hook. Then I sold him a larger fish-hook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down at the coast; so I told him he was gonna need a boat; so we went down
to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he
said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it; so I took him down to
the automotive department and sold him a 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife;
and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing'".
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