dude. i aint no pimp. i just pretend i'm one online to make for a good show on greek chat. In real life I'm a short guy who works on his body all the time to compensate for his lack of height. Or so that is what my ex girlfriend said. But in reality, I work out because I like being healthy. She was just jealous because she thought she didn't have a great body so she wanted me to not work out so we can be proportional. So I did. Then I became a tubby. So then I became short AND flabby. Aiya...the things you do for a woman.
La la la. Do any of you know how to use chopsticks? I hate it when my mom makes fun of me because I suck at using them. She tells my auntie in Dallas that I bring home white chicks that use chopsticks better than me. It may be true but whatever. One day I'll show her!!!
Am I hijacking this thread on purpose? You better believe I am biotch.
Fabs, you are cool in my books. However, you need to stop going to tanning salons. Those are bad for you. I don't want you getting skin cancer man.
Hey 33girl, I never figured out what sorority you are in?!
Hey Sugar and Spice. Answer these three questions for me
1- Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped off. Who was left?
2- Is THE KILLERS considered emo? or more indy rock?
3- Who can win in a fight. Mike Tyson with no teeth or Barry Alverez with a steak in front of him.
DGQueen, did you know that when I read your sn on greekchat, i still think it is DragQueen?
HottyToddy- did you know that when I see your sn on here, i sing the song... Hotty Toddy...we likes to party. We don't cause trouble and we don't, BOTHER nobody!
Kitso - You drink to much. Did you buy a razor yet?
Rudey - I think I can get that video for you homie. I have a that is homie that is a teke so he told cliff. I just gotta get a hold of that dude. so you owe me a beer biotch.
I expect to read your answers sometime next year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR MARTHA FOCKERS!!!!
sincerely,
your favorite Asssss----hooolllllleeeeeeee ( meet the fockers
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