[PhoenixAzul]

Most of this comes from me being a lifeguard at a public pool for so long.

- Mothers who think that the sun shines out of their kid's ass. NO! Your child broke the rules, he/she must be disciplined like every other child.

- Women who think that their child's bowel/digestive news is "cute" or "natural" and therefore we all want to hear about it. THIS ALSO INCLUDES CHANGING YOUR CHILD IN PUBLIC!! Do NOT whip out a crapped in diaper in the middle of a mall courtyard (this is not as uncommon as you think!). Most malls or large public buildings now have changing stations in the women's AND men's rooms and some even have family restrooms or nursing stations where mothers can go to take care of their babies. I DO NOT THINK YOUR CHILD'S POOP IS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

- Women who bring those SUV like strollers into tight/ confined spaces, like stores. Is it really necessary to have a stroller that looks like a freaking pastel hummer?