To the dental hygienist who cleaned my teeth today: I guess we both pretended we did not hear your stomach ROAR with hunger today.
Thanks for getting all that water on my face.
To the ghetto azz receptionist at work: Ay yo, I need you to stop dressing like school in the summertime. . . NO CLASS!!
To Ebony.com: I'm going to need you all to have more pertinent information on your website, i.e. the information about your annual short story contest and the address to send it to.
To my apartment complex: How lovely, new gate accoutrements,
new speed limit sign,
new speed limit,
but CAN I GET YOU MOFOS to have a GATE that works. Do you know how unsafe it is to ENTER the EXIT GATE?!!?!?!? Oh and who you think drives TWELVE MILES AN HOUR?!?!!?!
To Bell South: We bout to get a divorce.
To Ideal08: You not right.
To Scarlet: Tomorrow will be our 5 year anniversary of rolling together. You've got 77,000 miles on you but you are looking good. Friday, Mama gonna get you washed!!
