Here is how it is here in Ky. Now what I am about to say is in no way disrespect to any of you from Ohio, but I'm just simply gonna state some facts:
There is no water in Ohio, obviously we all know that is untrue, but the Ohioans (lol) seem to feel the need to come down to our great state and invade our waterways every weekend, which has led me to believe that although I know there is water in Ohio, someone obviously didnt send the memo to the locals. What does friday look like on a interstate in Ky? It looks like a civilian navy from the buckeye state, all with boats in tow, in the damn left lane, running at or below the speedlimit. Because of their little knowledge of proper trailer pulling techniques, it is necessary for you to leave them substantial room to make errors (i.e. cut you off or run you off the road) Their boat operating skills are another sore spot with me, and I dont feel like ranting about it now as I am afraid I might pick up the computer I am on now at work and chunk it over the divider. I am sure that there are some good drivers from Ohio, but I think they all stay in Ohio for the weekend. 99% of the road rage I get comes from someone in front of me with Ohio plates. Again, not being sterotypical here, just stating my observations. If you are from Ohio and you are reading this, dont get mad, but speaking on behalf of all Kentuckians, we would like to take this opprotunity to ask you to GET YOUR ASS IN THE RIGHT HAND LANE IF YOUR PULLING YOUR BARGE DOWN HERE TO POLLUTE OUR WATER AND LET THE REST OF US AROUND DAMMIT. Some of us have jobs and places to be, and we dont have time to be codlocked in on the interstate looking at the back of a 600 foot ski barge named "Easy Money" or some crap like that. How damn hard is that to undertand?
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