[Senusret I]

(Loosely inspired by Kill Bill)

Our scene unfolds on a school yard in DC. Fearless substitute teacher Senusret I is on playground duty when he hears the familiar sound of his arch nemesis.

BirthaBlue: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyip!

Suddenly, a legion of blue and gold lady samauri (sp) appear on the roof of the urban school with daggers in each hand. The early childhood grades (Pre-K, Kindergarten, and First Grade stand frozen in their tracks.)

Minions: EEEEEEEEEEEyip!

Senusret I: So, BirthaBlue, you have found me. And you've brought some toys for my kids.

BirthaBlue: If I were you, I'd tell your little darlings to go back inside while grown folks handle business.

Senusret I: My kids aren't afraid of your minions.

Birtha's minions simultaneously make that ching sound of metal on metal. There are dozens of them ready to descend upon the school yard.

Senusret I: Kids? Show the mean lady how you handle strangers.

Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The kids all produce brass knuckles in one hand and machetes in the other.

Sound of metal on metal: CHING!

Kid #1: Mr. Senusret I has taught us well. Bring it on, heffa!

Senusret I: *shrugs* You heard the kid. Bring it!

BirthaBlue's minions rapell (sp) down the walls of the school as the blood bath begins!


(To be continued....)