To MR: Glad to get rid of yo azz before the new year!
To J: Did you really have have to buy everything in Toys R Us?
To T: You have such a great man by your side. You're my girl but I hate to see you cheating. IT's even worse that it's garbage that you're cheating with!
To the woman in the nail shop that looked like she'd been stomping bricks: It's YOUR fault you haven't kept your feet up! You can't rush the poor people while there's trying to work wonders on those things you call feet!
To Dot: Thanks for being the glue that seems to bring this family together.