TO THREE SPECIFIC BINCHES I GET TIRED OF SEEING ALL OF THE TIME: Why must people with no lives show up at EVERY and I mean EVERY social event this organization (not my chapter thank goodness) has? To make it worse, be so obnoxious and snotty that they run people away. Binch #1, maybe people would like you better if you get a damn tan! You are soooooooo white! I know if you try to get a tan you will turn beet red. But, isn't there like bottled tans that can make anyone bronze? Binch #2, maybe people would like you if you trim those damn bushy azz eyebrows! It looks like you turned two christmas trees on the side and glued it to your forehead. Binch #3, your azz is just UGGGLLLLAY and a embarrassment to XYZ sorority! You have HORSE teeth too, ewwww! Your azz is 30 years old trying to hang around 19-24 year olds. How lame is that?
TO MY FOLKS, GRANDPARENTS, GREAT AUNTS, AUNTS, COUSINS, and MY MOM'S BEST FRIEND: Thank ya'll soooooo much for giving me money as my graduation gifts. I'M A RICH BICH!
