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Mine proposed because he was hopeful that having a lovely wife at home would persuade the judge to give him probation instead of sending him to the pokey. I accepted because all of my sorority sisters were getting married and I'd be an outcast if I didn't have a husband by the time I turned 19.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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