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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Two months! We are going to get married right away and I am not going to go to law school because I would rather just bear millions of babies and be barefoot in the kitchen making him pie.
just kidding.
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You know, my man proposed after 3 weeks. He put the ring in a pie. Then I realized that a four carat ring was his way of saying he was sorry for having such a tiny little penis.
Also just kidding.
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