I had a lady at church ask me last Christmas, "Have you found anyone yet?"
Dear Mrs. B.,
A. Why, is someone lost?
B. I didn't know I was supposed to be looking!
Sincerely,
Nun Ya Biznis
P.S. Just because your daughter got married by her senior year of college, and every other kid at this church is either married after high school or before finishing college, DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO!
Oh, and I really like my mom telling me that I "better find someone or I'll end up an old cat lady" (like an old single woman who has 37 cats and that's all she cares about.) Gee, thanks mom, that's really sweet of you!
