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Here's an idea --
take him away for a weekend at a romantic bed and breakfast where you can have sex the entire time. Okay, when you're not having sex it's Sunday afternoon and you're in bed, eating pizza you had delivered, drinking beer, and you can have sex after the game. Now THAT'S a gift.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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