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LOL. these are too funny.
1. once i was on the bus going to class, some guy, with gold teeth and pants so baggy they hang at his knees, walks up to me and ask me for a pen. i give it to him and he gives it right back to me with a piece of paper. i kindly ask "whats the paper for", his reply "so you can write down ur number".
2. i remember long ago when they used to say "what chu be bout" and "ey shawty, when u finna lemme hit that"
3. the word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spead em.
4. can you cook?
5. i got an anaconda in my pants
5. you know what they say about jamaicans.. me- no, lets find out
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