At her first office party, Miss Whore Shoes (I've complained about her before on here) told everyone she slept with one of the salesmen. She was kidding but for some reason (the see through shirt perhaps? the fact that she can't go to an office function without getting completely crocked?) everyone believed her. She found this sooooo amusing.
Last year we (the whole office we) got cut off because we had drank too much. Also apparently, there was a little makeout session (and one of the participants was married - eeek) but I didn't see this firsthand.