today mine is from Heathers:
"You stupid f*ck"
"You goddamn b*itch"
"You were nothing before you met me, you were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a bluebird, you were a brownie, you were a girlscout cookie. I got you into a Remington party...and what's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet. I got paid in puke!"