To the ABC Powers that be: Thanks to all of your dang blasted commercials tonight, I fell asleep on I want a dog for Christmas Charlie Brown.

I know I saw it last year, but I wanted to see it again. I was just powerful wore out. Thanks, however, for showing Charlie Brown's Christmas again this Thursday.
To Popeyes Chicken in Cleveland: Next Thursday when I land in Cleveland, please be good!!
To my mom: Hey!! Make sure there is at least HALF of a 2 piece with biscuit when I hop in SNOOPY next Thursday otherwise I might be taking your present back.
To Teresa McClain Watson: Thanks for your book, Surviving Mr. Right, especially the scene that had me CTFU tonight on the treadmill. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH @ the weanie.
To my bed: I truly love you. We'll be back together again REAL SOON!!