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I love the entire mall section. Especially stuff like:
* "Secularized teens usually can't read too well, so hand out colorful stickers instead of pamphlets."
* The more cryptic or unusual sounding, the better, since it will cause the person to be curious as to what you are talking about. Some good examples are:
* "Jesus will save you more than 50%... He'll save you 100%!"
* "Salvation is one size fits all!"
* "Why go to a Gap when you can come to Agape?"
and my fav:
* J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
* Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
* Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
* Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.
* Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?
* Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]
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