[APhiRattlerGal]

"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats
to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please,
a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."


"Serenity Now"

"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on."

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby..."
- Elaine, to a snooty party guest