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Originally posted by Optimist Prime
I love that guy who sells nuclear bombs is named "Abdul Khan"
I feel like I'm in a spy movie.
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(cue The James Bond Theme as background music)
Doctor No: I am a member of SPECTRE...
James Bond: SPECTRE?
Doctor No: SPECTRE - Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge [and] Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power, headed by the greatest brains in the world.
James Bond: Correction - criminal brains.
Doctor No: The succesful criminal brain is always superior - it has to be.
Morzeny (giving Rosa Klebb the 'nickel tour' of SPECTRE Island): I hope our work here meets with your approval.
Klebb: Training is useful, but there is no substitute for experience.
Morzeny: I agree... we use live targets as well!
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!
James Bond: It even has my number on it.
M: Precisely!
James Bond: Obviously, it's useless as a bullet. I mean, sir, who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?
M: Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!
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Causa latet vis est notissima - the cause is hidden, the results are well known.
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Last edited by AlphaSigOU; 12-12-2004 at 01:25 AM.
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