This guy on the radio this morning said he used to enjoy flashing his anus to people whenever they wake up. Listening to this segment on the radio brought back some memories of nasty things I used to do to family and friends.
I've done a lot of gross things, but this memory stands out. In middle school me and my buddies used to pretend like we are going whisper in someone's ear, they would lean over to listen, but instead we spit out a bunch of chewed up sunflower seeds into their ear.
