[MeezDiscreet]

to the cop who stopped me today: EFF YOU!!!!!!!! you must didn't have nothing else to do but pull me over for having my sorority front plate. you rotton-toothed bastid!! and then to tell me to have a nice day? HOW?? YOU JUST GAVE ME A TICKET FOR SOME BULLISHT!!! how i'm 'posed to have a nice day now, a-hole? and i was on my way to get a wine cork remover so i could have a real mellow evening and you put me all out of the mood. i just turned around and went home. now, because of you, i'm probably going to have a link sandwich and a can of dr. pepper instead of the grilled chicken with mushroom sauce and sauteed shitaki mushrooms on rice with grilled vegetables and a glass of wine. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY BIATCH!

to my mother: i love you and all, but when i want to complain about an a-hole cop giving me a ticket, PLEASE don't tell me no junk like "get over it." I'M IN A COMPLAININ' MOOD AND I WANNA COMPLAIN!!!!