[Erik P Conard]

well, we can go to cooking schools, to automotive ones, to
extensions, to just about everything...just think, we can count
the potential chapters by scoping out the shopping centers and
malls. And Mason City School of Auctioneerying, Cleveland College
for Chiropractors, Bruce's Cosmetology Institute, golly...so many
potential ones...in fact, we might even get on-line ones and not
have a hazing problem....goll-ee...the potential is unlimited. And
perhaps we could name Rudith Dean of Girls...well, never mind,
let him write the humor and some of the girls can proof it. Or
even better, let Tom proof it.