If my bellay was big enough, I probably would. I don't make it a point to eat greasy foods every day, but I could give two shits about dieting.

Over here we have a restaurant called the Dixie Grill, and they have a "Bust Yo Belly" Burger challenge. Basically the slab of beef is ONE POUND, with the buns and burger fixins'. If you finish the whole thing within a set period of time, you not only get your entire meal on the house, but you get prizes too.