Since we are being random....
Worms got a raw deal, for real. Ok, think about it. They live in the ground. When it rains, they come out so that they don't drown. Then after they come out, one of two things can happen. One, they get stepped on. Dead. Two, the sun comes out and dries them up. Dead. They can't win for losing. And that is jacked up, for real. See what I'm sayin' about the raw deal? What a life.
And where did the phrase Catch 22 come from??? Why is a no win situation a catch 22?
And who decided word pronunciation??? Why is Wednesday pronounced Winsday?? That is so stupid to me. It took me like 250 times to get that word right when I was 8. My mother made me write it over and over and over until I got it right.
Ok, one more. Did anyone else's parents tell them to look in the dictionary when you asked how to spell something?! If I knew how to look it up in the dictionary, wouldn't I know how to spell it??? How do you look something up in the dictionary that you can't spell???????? There are some things I WILL NOT put my kids through.
Ok, I'm done.
