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Any carbonated and caffeinated drink will help get you drunk 'faster' b/c the carbonation etc helps absorption of alcohol directly from the stomach - good times, good times.
If you dig the bit of 'woodsy' flavor, gin and tonics are hard to f- up (where most of these shots are pretty easy to jack around and make something disgusting), plus the hangover will be manageable. Bombay Sapphire and Tanquaray (esp Tanq no. 10) are the two best, but a touch pricey - you can get by with Seagram's in a pinch (and for under $10 a bottle).
Tequila and Sprite is one of my favorites, but I'm a dickhead tequila drinker. It's best with a blanco or an anejo tequila, a reposado is basically just wasted - but uhhhhhh Cuervo Gold (or Sauza Gold) doesn't do too badly if you don't get the terminology. If you want slightly cheaper, Two Fingers is usually around $14 a bottle, and it's solid.
White wine will get you where you're going, and cheap wines are very fruit-forward (read: sweet-ish, with a touch of melon or floral flavors) - try some of the better, cheap bottles (Rex Goliath, Jindalee, etc) and if you're into value shopping pick up the Big Fucking Box for like $11 . . . I'd stick with the Franzia or Almadan "Crisp White" or "Refreshing White" and don't even ask what's inside, just do spicket stands and get f-ed.
SoCo and lime shots . . . my lover kiki is right on time with those, and you can add some weird coconut flavor as well to get a 'surfer on acid' - very solid, and fairly cheap.
Something sweet: Amaretto sours. Something to look like you have some balls at the bar: whiskey sours.
-RC
--basically is a professional boozer, word to big bird
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