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Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi
did they arrest him for war crimes? or are they just all talk?
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Yes, they shackled and handcuffed the President of the United States as soon as he stepped off Air Force One. Now he's being held in solitary in an undisclosed location (insiders think it may be the currently-underutilized Corel Centre) and being forced to listen to Celine Dion songs until he apologizes for being a big ol' meanie.
You mean you didn't hear about that???
Okay, now back to Realityland:
I loved President Bush's statement thanking the Canadians who lined the streets to greet him and wave at him "with all five fingers"
