[STL_Lady]

To the Volleyball Players on my floor: I know you love your sport. I understand I used to play volleyball. But do not be in the hallway playing it when people are trying to study or sleep!! That is so annoying and rude!!! Especially when it is a big sign in the hallway that says NO HALL SPORTS!!! Nothing is that damn funny that you have to be loud all the time at all times of the night. I look forward to your away games.
To the girl that lives next door to me: We are neighbors and we both know that these dorm walls are thin as hell. Seeing that you know that the walls are thin TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN!! I do not wanna hear that mess you be listening to. Especially when it sounds like your stereo is on the same wall as my bed. It sounds like the music is directly in my room. So if you get upset when I blast my Lil Jon or something because I don't wanna hear your garbage, so what. Also if you are in the floor lounge studying bring your headphones or something because not everyone on the floor wants to hear your music!!!!! Shut your damn DOOR!!!!
To the boys that live across the hall from me: I like Family Guy and the Simpsons like the next person, but turn that maddness down or better yet, close your door. There is no reason that I should be able to hear your computer or your TV with my door shut. And when you have that one chick in your room, please tell her not to be so damn loud!!!
To my suitemate: I like you, your cool peoples. I like your friends and they are cool too. BUT please DON'T be so loud ALL the time. I do sleep in here and the walls and doors are thin. And please try to shut your door all the time because even when you leave it cracked a little bit, I can hear everything that goes on in your room. And even though hearing your arguments with your boyfriend are funny, sometimes I just don't need or want to hear it.
To the football players that live on the floor below me: I am cool with like 5 of you, but the rest of you can go to hell. I do not like you, I will never like you, and I will never have sex with you. So all of this childish behavior which is a form of sexual harrassment needs to stop. You all are so arrogant, but there is no reason to be because you all suck. You hardly win any games and the guys that do contribute to the game are more humble than u bench warmers. Get a life!!! You harrassing me will never make me want to hold a conversation with you and I have a boyfriend so I will not be dating any of you. Even if I didn't have a boyfriend, I still wouldn't date any of you country bum a$$ negros. You do not have any respect for women and I believe you don't have any respect for yourselves smoking weed every weekend. In short, I can't stand you and may GOD bless you.
To the Freshman boy that keeps trying to come and visit me in my room: I know this is your first year and you want to make friends. But do not come to my room anymore. I do not like unknown males knocking at my door. Isn't it strange to you how everytime you come visit I am "doing something", "sleep", or "my boyfriend is about to come over?" You kind of creep me out and I never told you to begin visiting me anyway. You are never going to be invited in my room so stop showing up. If I want to visit you I will come to your room. But the chance of that happening is slim to none.
To my boyfriend: If you don't start kissing me more I am gonna kill you. You know that I love to kiss and you are depriving me of something that I love doing. And everytime you come over you do not have to fall asleep!! I know you be tired and stuff so that is why I don't say anything about it. I still love you though.