[CrimsonTide4]

To the couple who was outside arguing at 3:46 AM: Either my bedroom windows are thin as hell, you all were loud as hell or I have super sonic hearing, but your STOOOOOPID ARGUMENT woke me up. I cannot believe you were outside arguing that your man needs to give you the cell phone. Girl grab 5 quarters and be out. Oh and DUDE if you did not want her to have the cell phone, just walk back upstairs into your apartment.
I had heard that BIG LOTS was having a sale on Common Sense this weekend. I only wish you two had went to get some.

To N.L.: I hate having ghetto coworkers. I especially hate having ghetto coworkers who aspire to be in charge but don't know how to compose a decent memo. If you come to my desk, nary another time, and did what you did on Wednesday, I PROMISE you will see my OTHER side.