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Originally posted by Wonderful1908
I got just the nanny those kids need and her name is Mrs. Whoop Ass!!! Why is she even trying to reason with them? I can't lie 4 kids would be alot but hayle naw!!!!! I bet if she really went pyscho on them they would calm down. This is why there is no Desperate Sista housewife, alot of this would have been shut down. I mean sleeping with teens, out of control children, hit and run kids, and gettin stuck in people floors, no mam!
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Ep #1 -- my diagnosis was a BELT, a HOUSE SHOE, and repeat.
Those boys are bad as hell and that sweet baby girl is watching her brothers NOW.
If I were to move into that neighborhood, I would call a neighborhood meeting. I would say
To Bree: Stop cleaning, cooking, and trying to be perfect. Tell Rex to kick rocks and take the kids with him. Tell your family to have 3 Cokes and a smile.
To Susan: Breathe girl. Mike is NOT that fine. You just in heat and unfortunately for you being in heat causes your brain to short circuit all your common sense right out yo azz.
To Lynette: I went through my husband's closet and found 3 belts. Write each of your sons' names on the belts and then USE THEM.
To Gabrielle: 2 words: statutory rape. Find John's uncle and get with him if you must.
The rest are not that important.