Not to be a total Wet Blanky, but doesnt Paddles represent Hazing in the Friggen Risk Management World of Greeks?
Each of our Pledge/Associate Classes made Paddles @ 4-5 feet tall. Listed their Names and Officerships.
Well, it was decided that was wrong and therefore not right!
So, No more Huge Paddles!
These were Hung in the House and Alums would come back and look for them!
P C at its beastliness!

Stupidiest at it best!
When In Rome?