Holy fucking shit, you have got to be kidding me.

I suppose it's either the Gulf of Mexico or the Baja Peninsula for me!!!

I may be isolated, but at least I know where my shit is, thanks.

When I was in grammar school and high school, geography was always incorporated into my social studies classes. It was offered in college, but it was moreso physical geography (topographical shit and the like), so I stayed away from it. I don't know if Geography is still offered in most schools as a class of its own, but after reading this, it looks like it should be.