for heavy set women to wear narrow stiletto heels, causing foot meat to hang out and the shoes to lean
(saw this at the movies last night)
for people to tailgate
for people who can't complete a sentence to run our country
for mother's to go to the club with their kids and "drop it like it's hot" more than the people in the club combined
for said kids to cheer mom on while she does "the dog" and "the crybaby" and other dances that involve hunching the floor
*the last two incidents took place at the after party for our basketball game*
