Ha! You probably don't even know the half of stuff that happens on a campus. In the five years of my job I know our school has had the following:
1. The library third floor "exposer/masturbator"
2. The "Underware Bandit". ( He would rob women of their underware)
3. The "Video Voyeur" ( filmed people in the campus apartments having sex through their windows)
4. The guy who overdosed on Viagra and had an erection for three days before finally seeking medical attention
We also had this 50+ year old perpetual student/hippie who turned our Greek Rock in to the Illinois EPA as a hazardous waste site due to all the years of spray paint. They actually sent a team (hazmat suits and all) into test the soil. The results came back negative.
