OTW--GC's resident GG/OTH junkie to the rescue! It's the only night I have off!

Semi-formal (prom?) time in Tree Hill.

Brooke goes shopping with Peyton and finds a dress that costs way beyond her means. Peyton, being her BFF buys it for her. Felix wants to take Brooke to prom but it goes against "the rules". Peyton and Brooke are each other's dates.

Lucas takes Anna, and Haley begs Nathan to go, even though he says he doesn't want to. He made her think he didn't want to go, but he knew something she didn't. Deb, Dan, and Karen serve as chaperones.

Peyton brings out a beautiful dress she's going to wear. Turns out it belonged to her mom. She also pays a visit to that junkie dude who gives her another vial of the white stuff.

Menckus (I mean Mouth) is still trying to fight his feelings for Brooke, who still sees him as just a friend. Mouth finds out that Felix lied to Brooke about who really took care of her after TRIC and he's pissed. He tells her the truth, along with the dollhouse thing, and she's pissed at both Mouth and Felix. She ends everything with Felix.

Nathan burns a copy of Haley's demo CD she made last week with Chris. It's that cover of The Corrs/Bono's "When the Stars Go Blue". Nathan doesn't know that she's hanging out with Chris because she doesn't tell him, knowing that Nathan can't stand the guy.

Nathan doesn't tell Haley that he knows she was voted Queen. Still, she makes plans to go back to the studio to record more of her demo, telling Nathan she'd meet him at the ball. He was waiting at home with her corsage and a horse-drawn carriage. WHAT A BITCH, YO!

She says 8:30, but she doesn't leave the studio till 9. She arrives at the ball and immediately Haley and Nathan are crowned King and Queen. Haley doesn't know that Nathan burned a copy of the demo, and he goes apeshit once he hears Chris singing.

Sometime during the prom, Peyton's playing with Anna's hair and Anna bitches at her, saying something like "C'mon Peyton, stop being such a lesbian."

Fast forward to Nathan's family's beach house.

Peyton's still thinking about snorting. Haley and Nathan are bitching at each other. Anna throws herself at Lucas but he SAID NO to that skinny ass biatch. Felix is still chasing after Brooke, but she's had it. Somebody spills a drink on Peyton's mother's dress and she almost loses it.

Nathan goes and tells haley to go home and read the letter from the basketball camp. She finds out that he gave up the camp to support her unappreciative ass.

Some doctor from Charlotte calls Lucas and tries to convince him to get his heart evaulated just like nathan did last week, but Lucas doesn't have it.

And Dan finally comes clean to Deb about his clean bill of health.

And I think that's it.

Methinks I'll be throwing shit at the TV next time if Haley fucks up.