Okay.. I was a retarded child like this, I guess. But when I was like 4 or 5, I thought I really NEEDED these red boots for Christmas. My mama told me that maybe Santa Claus wouldn't have enough money to get the boots, so after I'd just seen "Robin Hood" I suggested that he just steal from the rich so I could get these boots. Well you know parents.. they have to go tell everybody. So now, even though I'm all grown up and wouldn't be caught dead in red boots... everybody at my church at home calls me "Robinhood".
