[mccoyred]

GGGRRRROOOOSSSSSS!!!!!! :EEK:

Originally posted by lifesaver:
Today's installment: Bloody Palms

I was living with a brother named Lee. Great guy, prone to the occasional fainting spell (a whole nother Montel). Anyway he was really messy yada yada yada. Well We all went out to grab a bite at this burger joint everyone eats at across from campus. well, he hooks up with this girl about half of the chapter had had "run-ins" with. anyway, they do their business and after some drinking, everyone leaves the apartment, and I head off to bed. I am the first one up the next morning, and as I am fixing (that texan thing) some cereal, I saw something on the floor, upon closer inspection, it was blood. it was on the couch, carpet, fridge, and the best part.. Bloody handprints all over the walls. Everywhere. I thought someone had been stabbed or something, until my roomate explained that Rochelle was on the rag. I don't have a lot of experience with the feminine plumbing system, but I would have assumed that someone would have lost conciousness after loosing that much blood. We almost lost our deposit because we were still finding blood 6 months later at move-out.

Tomorrow...the naked roomate with the bow and arrow.