God i have like 12 of them.
When I lived in the chapter house I shared a room with Tyler. Great guy and would give you the shirt off his back. He was a year older than me and I was a freshman so I kinda looked up to him, well anyway I moved into the house in August and by December he had this girlfriend, nancy. She was a real sweetie and lived about 30 miles out of town. After they started going out I noticed he had quit using deoderant. Noticably so. I enquired and he calimed to be using it still. Well Nancy began crashing in our room at the house becaus eshe hated the drive. It was then that I noticed tyler's bo was really bad in the mornings when we'd all wake up. This went on for a few days and then one morning about 3 Am I rolled over to see them screwing in front of me all porn star style. anyway, I put two and two together and came to figure out it was Nancy that was smelling, and it wasn't BO. This was some unholy funk. it permiated everything. The stench would linger in the room for 48 hours after. It would be in the shower after she was there. You could tell where she had been in the house by how it smelled. Glade wouldn't eve phase her stank. I am not making this up, but the only odor suppressant that would work was Raid. Fortunately thay broke up two months later but it was a rough two months. Alls I can say is that it musta been some good stuff to endure that odor.
I have tons more stories, some clean, some not so clean I'll post when I have a chance. I am on a deadline at work today. coming tomorrow... Bloody Palms!!!
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