[TonyB06]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
To the BAMA AZZ Bus driver: You are SORRY!! I cannot believe your bama azz had the AIR on yesterday in a charter bus in NOVEMBER!! It is against the LAW to run A/c when it is 40 degrees. I am a member of the Fashion Police which includes hair, nails, makeup, accessories, and shoes. I am now the HEAD of The Negroes Against A/C past October 15 unless it is 80 degrees OUTSIDE Task Force. If I get sick, I will find yo azzzz and BUST YOU in the head with a box of Tylenol Flu and my used tissues. BAMA AZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

To the BAMA who tried to tell me the heat was on yesterday: SCREW YOU!! I know the air was on and everyone else did too, but I was the most vocal about it because my EARS were FREEZING. I cannot afford to get sick right now with a new job!! You were WARM because you had been drinking since 8 yesterday morning. Your stomach should have been a BUBBLING OASIS of ALCOHOL and KRISPY KREME donuts. You get a fashion police ticket for being a 30+ year old man wearing your hat that way.

To the makeup artist: You turned out to be pretty cool but a 47 year old woman should NOT wear leopard pants. You claim to be fashion police as well, but NO ONE in my department EVA EVA EVA wears leopard print pants. EVA!!!!!!!!!! Oh and your makeup quite honestly was horrendous, but thanks for telling me that I had great skin and did not need makeup. Oh and another thing, if you would not have been nice to Mr. J.F. Bug a Boo, he and his retaaaaaaaahded girlfriend would not have kept coming back.

To Mr. J. F. Bug A Boo: The first encounter was low key cool. Although I hate drunk, overly talkative white folks. Then you really killed it when you said my eyes are just like Tiger Woods. MOFO PLEASE!! That is like me saying you remind me of Boris Kodjoe. When will white folks learn to just be yourselves but if you see someone has lost interest in you, GO AWAY!!! I knew you had a thing for sistas but boo it ain't happening here. If I was to ever go THAT WAY, it would be for a NIIIIIIICE looking white man. JBH. EDITED TO ADD: I was more upset that this man assumed that he could just talk any kind of way to Black women. We did not need to hear all of the sexual talk. Once you figured out that I did not like you, you could have changed my impression of you by stop calling me Tiger Woods. You were overly obnoxious and tried too hard. Just relax. Even that woman at the bar knew you were an ass and she had not had a conversation with you all. Relax.

To the planners of this casino cruise I went on: I cannot believe I paid $49 to hang out with "professionals." I don't know where some of those bamas work but I get the impression that a great number of these professionals are head fry guy/girl at Wendy's or head pole girl at the Player's Club. THOSE BAMAS ain't PROFESSIONALS!!!! By PROFESSIONALS, I mean doctors, lawyers, nurses, bank professionals, etc. Not folks who want to watch Soul Plane and White Chicks.

To Reefus and Ceefus on the ship yesterday: You get about 15 fashion police citations. Reefus, you get 3 for the jheri curl. 2 because it had HANG TIME!! Ceefus, you get 5 for those finger waves!! Reefus, back to you, that burgundy leisure suit trimmed in white took the cake from the back until you turned around and I saw your initials embroidered on your leisure suit. HAAAAAAAAAAAATED IT. You looked like a broke down and I do mean BROKE DOWN pimp minus the cane and hat.

To K: Girl you thought you were the ISHT yesterday with your need to be redone micros, "silk" poncho, jeans, and boots. But when I saw your doorknkocker earrings with YOUR FFFFFFFing name in them, I had to hold myself back from not knocking your azz down and taking those earrinhs out of your ears and throwing them out on to the Atlantic Ocean. For the earrings alone which are very much 1989, you get 5 citations. Couple that with your baby girl belt and I am afraid you need to do some jail time.

To my seat partner: I was working on 4 hours of sleep and TOLD YOU that when we got on that bus, I was going to sleep. I cannot and do not converse when I am sleep. WHY DID YOU KEEP trying to talk to me? Damn you!!! You had the pillow and the blanket, you obviously wanted to sleep. We could have gotten to know each other on the 5 hour casino cruise. When I am missing sleep or folks keep SLEEP BLOCKING, I get cranky. Next time pick up on my body language better.

To myself: No more bus rides with the Negroes. Although the Krispy Kreme donuts were nice, I cannot tolerate Negroes turning the volume up sky high on White Chicks. I cannot tolerate folks who are just blah blah voices in the crowd talking on a microphone saying NADA DAYUM THANG.

To the woman who served us the buffet yesterday: I would have overlooked your fingerwaves if you had given me 2 pieces of chicken. STINGY HEFFA!!

To the bartender: Just because I was not gambling then does not mean you give me a watered flavor of Amaretto Sour. Take yo azz back to bartending school. BARTENDING BAMA!!

To the folks who thought up the buffet: Learn how to cook. Those burgers looked like squirrel meat or some isht that was NOT COW!!!

To the folks who looked like they had been on the boat HOURS before it took off from the dock: You all need to get some hobbies that don't involve sitting on a stool for 3 hours pulling down the slot machine lever.

LMBO, LMBO !!
....just another example of why CT4 is the funniest person on Greekchat.