Some years ago, my boyfriend was in town visiting. A day or two before he returned home to England, we went out to a Chinese restaurant with my family.
When Neil opened his fortune cookie it said, "Happy events will take place shortly in your living environment." He then starts laughing and jokingly says, "Yeah, I'm going home." Everyone laughed. We went around the table taking turns reading our fortunes. Then, when we got to me, I cracked mine open and burst out laughing.
"Happy events will take place shortly in your living environment."
.....Kelly
