The ex: I'm not being a b*tch, it's just that you no longer get the special treatment that you used to get. That's what happens when people break up. Get Over It. I was wayyyy to nice for wayyyy to long, but you just couldn't be a man about your ish.
#4: i messed up once, but I will try to do better.
Old News: you are not as hot as you think you are. really. did i mention you're short?
BG: Why didn't you mention your situation up front? Your actions are the sort of thing that give all men a bad name. I will still be cordial and speak when I see you, but, you abused my trust, and that will never be forgotten.
Greg and Liz: thanks for writing the book. i have finally gotten some clairity when dealing with men. If they're not into me, I just move on to someone who is into me.
Whew! I feel better now!
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