LOL!! Well, if you think that's bad...get a load of this.....A neighbor of mine was watching Jerry Springer the other day. All of a sudden he calls out "Hey guys, you have to get in here and watch this!"
"What's the topic?" my friends and I yell back.
"It's one of those Fraternity shows." he replies.
Now, we're like that's odd...Jerry never had any topics dealing with fraternities or Greek life before. Running to the television,we hear this idiot say..."I don't see how these women can come on national t.v. to take a
FRATERNITY test to find out who their baby's daddy is!"
Totally different person, as he's explaining to me how his father use to always accuse him of selling drugs, says very seriously..."I don't know why... but my dad was always under the
CONCEPTION that I was doing something illegal to get money."
WHAT THE FU.........?!?
My dad's friend, after returning from a funeral, tells my mom..."Even though I did
REVIEW the body the other day, I decided to go to the funeral as well."
THREE WORDS.....PATERNITY, ASSUMPTION, VIEW
In the immortal words of Jerry...Where do they find these people??
[This message has been edited by Sexy Mocha (edited September 04, 2000).]