to my dearest friends and family:
Enough is enough..cloggin up my email with the SAME emails over and over don't show me that you love me or that God loves me. I don't get my spirituality from emails and pray on a daily basis. How bout you give up your membership at Bedside Baptist and join me one Sunday at a real live church with a real preacher. Yes we collect offering but we actually do something with the money that is collected...and please don't act like the $1 you were going to throw in the plate is really going to help my pastor pimp his ride...
...but you would know that if you just came ONCE.
also...check the dates on the emails you keep forwarding...I mean Maya Angelou turned 74 two years ago..the episode on Oprah aired Spring 2003...didn't just happen...stop sending me that email....
Don't tell me you send these messages to show me that you love me, how about picking up the phone every now and then (might have been nice if even ONE of you called on my birthday...thats ok-I'll forget yours when it comes). Would be appreciated more than the groan I have when I open my inbox to 100 messages - with 50 of them from the same 5 people - who can't seem to see that if aunt V sent it to the entire family in a group email then cousin Ray doesn't have to resend to all of us & add on his personal friends who then have to reply all & keep forwarding LIKE I DIDN'T SEE IT THE FIRST TIME.....you're about to be blocked as spam...this is my last warning.
