Hay Mikey...
Don't forget that the red states have control of 550 ICBMs in Montana, Wyoming and North Dakota. Thanks to REACT (Rapid Execution and Combat Targeting) we can shift the aimpoints to civilian and political targets in the blue states in mere minutes!
And when we empty the silos, we can pulverize the rubble with B-1, B-2 and B-52 strikes from bases in the red states of North Dakota, South Dakota, Missouri, Louisiana and Texas.
We'll bring out our special W53 thermonuclear warhead outta retirement... 9.5 megatons of city-busting power!!!! When you care enough to send the very best...
Whaddaya blue states gotta say about that?
[/end nuclear wargasm]
