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Dubya: Heres hoping that you magically become smarter over the next four years. I, however am not holding my breath.
Osama: Hey, I didn't vote for him...so can I get a heads up if you decide to blow some stuff up?
All of my fellow military personnel: I hope and pray that if we are sent overseas and away from our families that it is in support of a cause worthy of military action. I find it horrible that we didn't give Haiti support when they desperately needed it, but we can go to Iraq and fight for their liberty :cough: oil :cough: when they never asked us to.
RJC: Doing just fine without ya buddy...we really should have parted ways sooner. BTW please don't call me...you can't be talking up all my anytime minutes.
My coworkers: They're called cornrows, no you can't touch them; no its not all my hair; no it didn't take all day, no it doesn't hurt. Its not new, its just hair. Please leave me alone before I turn into Angry Black Woman.
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