[chideltjen]

Gotta love TWOP...

This week, on Wisteria Lane, Carlos's mother comes to visit, and he tells her that he suspects Gabrielle is cheating on him. So Mama Carlos threatens to kill Gabrielle. More or less, anyway. Gabrielle acts like an idiot, attempting to get some hot Miguel ass, though, so she kind of had it coming. Lynette and Gay Matt jump through hoops to get Pantywaist and Parcel into some fancy private school. Lynette doesn't seem to realize that just because a school accepts your kids, it doesn't mean they're obligated to continue educating them, but she may well find that out. Susan blah blah contrived blah finally kisses Mysterious Mike, who continues his mysterious habit of mysteriously nosing around the neighborhood, and who meets with a man who may or may not be his CIA Handler. On the Mary Alice Mystery Tip, KimberBree befriends a very troubled and Christmas-obsessed Zack, who confesses that his mother killed herself because of something he did. We also learn that Zack has beat up Creepy Paul, at least once. Poor Zack is insane...or is he?