[SKEEphistAKAte]

Last night the cops came to my apartment looking for my roommate who'd gotten into an altercation with one of her friends. My roommate proceeds to tell the police officer "All that B**** had to do was give me my F****** keys. I was locked out, I had to sleep on the couch and my period was on! When you talk to that B**** tell her I said F*** her!"
The officer comes back after calling the other girl and my roommate says to the cop "Did you tell that B**** I said F*** her?"



So ghetto.