Dammit. Too bad I didn't take the PSATs (or the SATs for that matter). Otherwise I could have been a NMS and helped skew the statistics in favor of ISU. I was all about the extracurriculars in high school.
And if Mindy W. wouldn't have been such a lazy beeyotch, I would have held my rightful place as salutitorian.
Not that I'm bitter about that or anything.