[KillarneyRose]

Well then, how about the girls? Doesn't every house have a:

Sorus Letterus Omnipresentus - Never ventures out without lavaliere, letter sweatshirt, letter ballcap or letter bookbag. Or sometimes all of the above.

Sorus Handus Stampitus - You can find her Friday morning in class draped over her desk and clutching a styrofoam coffee cup in one hand while the back of the other hand is still festooned with door stamps from all the bars she was hopping to and from not so many hours ago.

Sorus Sephoras - The go-to sister for all your make-up needs. Her room is Command Central before going out for the evening; everyone stops by for a quick face or hair touch-up. The hairspray in the room renders the air almost unbreathable but that's ok; you do what you have to do.

Sorus Invisiblus - The sister you see at meetings, but that's about it. No one really knows what she does or where she does it.

Sorus Crius Shoulderus - The sister who is always there with kind words, a pint of ice cream and a willingness to just listen. Knows all the dirt on the entire house but would never tell a soul.